Sunday, June 5, 2011

Scared Old Man Seeking Help

A gentleman goes into his doctor's office and is finally allowed to see the doctor. The guy says, "Doc, I'm having trouble with.. well, you know.."

The doctor thoroughly examines him and says, "You'll need to have some work done to bring back your sex drive. I'll get back to you in a few days. Let's run some tests."


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The distraught man waits and waits for his test results, and after 2 weeks finally received the call he's been waiting for: Doc Says, "I can do it in a series of operations that will take 30 days and cost $12,000, or I can do it in one operation right away that would cost $30,000. Why don't you go home and discuss it with your wife?"

So the gentleman goes home and has "the talk" with his wife.

The next day the guy comes back into the doctor's office.

The doctor says, "What did you decide?"

He says without any reluctance whatsoever, "We're going to re-do the kitchen!!"

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